Furby quick review: Jurassic World

World’s smartest multilingual dinosaur battles a cardboard cut out of Peter quill, Kingpin, a childless caricature of a woman, the third brother from the suite life of Zach and Cody, Justin beiber world’s douchiest teenager, and token black man that is not Samuel l Jackson. Unfortunately, there are survivors at the movie’s conclusion.


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